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Professor: ...."So, does any one have any questions on what to expect during your observation?"..............................
Student: (Craning hand so high in the air her ass has actually left her seat)
Professor: "Yes, Ms. Who-shall-not-be-named,-in fear-that-the D.E.A.-may-drag-you-into-custody-before-the-week-is-over."
Student: "So, I was just wondering... will the school that I have requested to attend do a background check on me?"
Professor: "Oh, probably not. Maybe when you do your final student teaching in a few semesters or start looking for a job. Okay, any other quest----
Same Student: "Yeah, but let's say that they do ask for one, hypothetically. Will I legally be obligated to submit to a background check?"
Professor: Well, if they do ask for one, then yes. But trust me when I say that no school will require a background check for 8 days of observation. Okay? Okay. So class, next week please remember that...."
Student: "What about drug testing? I mean, what are the schools' policy on that?"
*I should note that by that point, I have literally started crying from laughter. Tears. Real tears.*
Professor: (Blissfully unaware of any impending implications from said student) "I wouldn't worry about it!"
Student: "Awesome! So to get this straight, at no time will I be asked to pee in a cup, give a blood test, or have my car searched?"...........
And just think.... These are the future teachers of your children!
Oh no. no. no. no. This is really sad and funny all at the same time!
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